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The Glorious and Honorific IE9

Dear Microsoft, I have just upgraded to IE9 and I feel called to write you in order to express my divine gratitude for IE9 and for all the work that you do at Microsoft.  I feel so blessed and honored to use your products. I really appreciate that you put the upgrade into the important software updates category.  I know that for myself, I don’t always do what’s best for me and my computer.  I often look at the software updates with suspicion, especially when they are optional updates.  Do I really need the update?  What will it to my system?  When I saw that it was considered an important update and that it was a part of the automatic…

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Stories, Monologues, Etc...

For the Love of Chaz

The following are two character monologues that came out of a character study I did after seeing a woman at a dance event. Beth confronts her best friend, Angie. I really don’t know why you can’t be more supportive, Angie.  I don’t know why you can’t see things from my point of view.  You have known me my whole life.  My whole life!  I was a mess before Chaz came around and you know it.  I had no will power, low self-esteem, and I weighed over 300 lbs.  Now I work out, feel a lot better about myself, and I’ve lost 27 lbs already.  Do you know why?  Because of Chaz.  He keeps me in check.  He is the most…

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