Stories, Monologues, Etc...

Maternal Bonding

Character monologue OMG, right in front of the whole school, my mother pulled up and started yelling to me that we need to go to JC Penny, like I would EVER go there.  I was SO embarrassed.  Everyone was looking at me.  We got to the mall, it seemed like everyone I know decided to come and see my embarrassment.  First we went to Pennys to get me some new bras and she buys the same bras for herself.  Said that we could be sisters.  As if!  Totally bent.  Then she decided that it’s been too long since we’ve rode the carousal and bought us two tickets.  I refused to get on.  I have my limits.  She rode the biggest…

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Stories, Monologues, Etc...

The Pringle Affair

“Tea?” Barb asked. “Thanks,” I said going over to select my tea while she laid out a small plate of celery sticks, organic flax crackers, and hummus.  I took a few moments to look around her kitchen, and felt a twinge of envy.  Every cooking tool I could think of was on display.  Cookware hanging from the ceiling, a Veg-O-Matic  Food Preparer, and a series of knifes marching in military formation across a magnetic strip above the oven.  When she opened the refrigerator, I saw an over abundance of produce.  Barb knew how to live. Sipping my tea, my eyes came upon something I didn’t expect.  A Pringles can.  There was a can of Pringles peeking out from behind the…

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